You are cordially invited
to witness the loving separation
her wobbly bits
on Friday the 17th day of June, 2011
from 7:00am - 3:00pm
in the surgical suite
Refreshments being served:
Morphine, via pump
Excisement of "flying squirrel" arms
Hoisting up the girls... no air bags needed!
Chorus will sing "I lift my eyes to you, world!"
Tightening of six-pack,
a sad adieu to
"chat assis sur la lune" or
Cat sitting on the moon,
body art, circa 1995
That is correct, I said Vag Lift. Cuz, apparently, I need one. My goodness. Who knew?
I will be sharing pix, so if you're afraid of wobbly bits, or saggies that go bump in the night, you may want to leave this little-bitty corner of the world for a while, as I don't want to offend :)
But...... if you're ready for the pix.... I'm ready to start taking them! I will have hubby take some this weekend.
So now.... I must get myself a few tickers, because I would also like to be exactly 175.5 on the day of surgery. Sayin' it out loud!
Doctor said she likes people within 20 pounds of their goal weight, and I'm there now, but I'd like to be ON THE MONEY, so to speak.
I have 127 days to lose exactly 21.3 pounds
That's 18 weeks, and therefore, I need to lose 1.16 pounds/week to make this goal
OK.... it's out there. 1.16 pounds/week or BETTER
Now... I do need an opinion: Do I do crazy workouts, to separate further fat from muscle...... or...... do I tone like crazy? Which to do?
I'm scheduled in June for arm lift, boob lift, tummy tuck with muscle tightening (oh, and low-profile port modification)
I want to lose an additional 21.3 pounds before scheduled surgery.
$17K on the nose
Insurance: You're kidding me, right? Not a dime.